Global Warming Claims Life of Loch Ness Monster
You've got to be kidding me:
LEGENDARY Nessie hunter Robert Rines is giving up his search for the monster after 37 years.(emphasis added)
The 85-year-old American will make one last trip in a bid to find the elusive beast.
After almost four decades of fruitless expeditions, he admitted: "Unfortunately, I'm running out of age."
World War II veteran Robert has devoted almost half his life to scouring Loch Ness.
He started in 1971. The following year, he watched a 25ft-long hump with the texture of elephant skin gliding through the water.
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Despite having hundreds of sonar contacts over the years, the trail has since gone cold and Rines believes that Nessie may be dead, a victim of global warming.
Labels: Pseudo-science, Scotland, What the ****?
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Yes I see, logic with logic...
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