If Only He Had Lived a Full Life, Just Think of All the Good He Could've Done

(Hat tip: The Cranky Conservative)

Rich Leonardi links to what must surely be regarded as the quote of the day:

“Jesus chose the apostles, he chose men not women.” As a believer in Jesus Christ, I choose to believe that had he more time, Jesus would have eventually seen the light and taken full advantage of the brillance, endurance and patience of women, thus entrusting them as apostles (”Women of faith: no stifling debate“). I have faith he would ensure equality. Jesus Christ who believes in all of us (regardless of religion) provides through faith, hope for change. The truths of our faith are simply that…rules are instituted by the church, they can change.

The Cranky Conservative puts it best:

That’s a lot of stupid in just one paragraph ...

But Fr. Schnippel sums up the theology nicely:

Looks like a winner in the 'How many heresies can you fit into five lines?' contest!

UPDATE (22 September)
Additional comments from me can be read at Rich's and Paul's blogs.