Former Catholic Altar Boy John Kerry Says "Too Bad Sarah Palin Didn't Go Missing"
Stay classy, Lurch:
The Bay State senator was telling a group of business and civic leaders in town at his invitation about the “bizarre’’ tale of how South Carolina Gov. Mark Sanford had “disappeared for four days’’ and claimed to be hiking along the Appalachian Trail, but no one was really certain of his whereabouts.Wishing Sarah Palin had gone missing, no doubt permanently. Hmmmm. Imagine the outcry, if you will, had the tables been turned and Gov. Palin said something like this: "Too bad, if Teresa Heinz had to lose a U.S. Senator husband in a tragic helecopter crash it couldn't have been the second one. You know, the one from Massachusetts."
“Too bad,’’ Kerry said, “if a governor had to go missing it couldn’t have been the governor of Alaska. You know, Sarah Palin.’’
(Hat tip: HotAir)