Thursday, June 25, 2009

Former Catholic Altar Boy John Kerry Says "Too Bad Sarah Palin Didn't Go Missing"

Stay classy, Lurch:
The Bay State senator was telling a group of business and civic leaders in town at his invitation about the “bizarre’’ tale of how South Carolina Gov. Mark Sanford had “disappeared for four days’’ and claimed to be hiking along the Appalachian Trail, but no one was really certain of his whereabouts.

“Too bad,’’ Kerry said, “if a governor had to go missing it couldn’t have been the governor of Alaska. You know, Sarah Palin.’’
Wishing Sarah Palin had gone missing, no doubt permanently. Hmmmm. Imagine the outcry, if you will, had the tables been turned and Gov. Palin said something like this: "Too bad, if Teresa Heinz had to lose a U.S. Senator husband in a tragic helecopter crash it couldn't have been the second one. You know, the one from Massachusetts."

(Hat tip: HotAir)

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At 6/25/2009 11:12 AM, Blogger Pauli said...

Please apologize to Mr. Lurch for your insensitive metaphor. It is true that Mr. Lurch is a bit retarded, like Senator Kerry, but accurate comparisons end there; he has never been known to say something so mean and heartless. He is virtually a saint--at the very least a magnanimous man, always punctual, a virtuoso on the harpsichord and a devoted playmate for Wednesday and Pugsley.


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