Friday, October 31, 2008

Another Elitist "Conservative" Likes the Cut of Obama's Jib

(Hat tip: Cranky Con)

Excellent satire from IowaHawk:
As a Conservative, I Must Say I Do Quite Like the Cut of this Obama Fellow's Jib

By T. Coddington Van Voorhees VII
Columnist, The National Topsider
Membership Chairman, The Newport Club

... But I've taken a good measure of this Obama fellow, and I must say I like the cut of the man's jib.

How can I say this, you ask? One look at this Obama chap is all the answer you need. Suave, tanned, unflappable, Harvard connections; it's obvious that here is a man to the conservative manor born. One imagines him at the helm of the Ship of State, basked in the sunlight diffusing through the seaspray over the bow, like some beautiful rugged Othello from a rapturous Ralph Lauren catalog, calmly issuing instructions to the deck crew in that magnificent mellifluous baritone of his. It's that easy-going, almost effortless grace that has all the A-list conservatives like David Frum and Kathleen Parker whispering Reaganesque in hushed tones. Even Peggy Noonan -- the Grand Dame of Gipperism -- has succumbed to Obama's undeniable conservative charms. Just last month I listened to her wax poetic about the Adonis of Chicago between chukkers at the Newport Club polo tournament final. "Why Peggy, you old dowager," I quipped, "I believe you just had an orgasm."


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LOL! Now that's just funny.

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7 Comments:

At 10/31/2008 9:42 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

McCain has run a campaign of negativity, lies, and slime. I have totally lost respect for him and feel he would run the country the same way as he did his campaign - out of control - spewing hate and division and allowing radicals to be in control. Nothing he says he will do matches to his voting record. His unethical VP choice is abhorent. He doesn't deserve to win

 
At 10/31/2008 9:43 AM, Blogger Jay Anderson said...

Yeah, whatever. Now run along back to the Obama Boiler Room.

 
At 10/31/2008 9:57 AM, Anonymous crankycon said...

I see the little minions are out in full force to play message control. Blog traffic should be interesting this weekend.

 
At 10/31/2008 10:50 AM, Blogger DP said...

Trolls on the march, wielding their axelrods.

You want to know the funny thing? It's such a content-free little rant that you can substitute "Obama" for "McCain" and it neither loses nor gains anything.

 
At 10/31/2008 12:02 PM, Blogger Jay Anderson said...

Putting Dale's theory into action, it actually makes MORE sense this way:

"Obama has run a campaign of negativity, lies, and slime. I have totally lost respect for him and feel he would run the country the same way as he did his campaign - out of control - spewing hate and division and allowing radicals to be in control. Nothing he says he will do matches to his voting record. His unethical VP choice is abhorent. He doesn't deserve to win"

 
At 10/31/2008 2:15 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

I really agree with you. This Country is not ready for Obama & never will be. This Country has gone through a lot, but Bush was damned if he did and damned if he didn't. So I think Mcain, has the experience, no one is perfect.But Obama is full of shit,

 
At 11/02/2008 5:44 PM, Anonymous Donald R. McClarey said...

"McCain has run a campaign of negativity, lies, and slime."

Anonymous Obama troll, is the Messiah paying you by the post or by the hour?

 

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