How Old IS John McCain?
... John McCain is so old that when he was born, Obama's neighbor and donor William Ayers hadn't tried to kill anyone with a bomb yet.
When John McCain was born, Hamas hadn't yet been founded, nor praised Barack Obama.
When John McCain was born, the flag pins that Obama called "a substitute for true patriotism" had forty-eight stars. (Much like the flags at this year's Democratic convention will have, as Michigan and Florida will not be recognized.)
When John McCain was born, Americans in small towns had only been clinging to religion and guns for about a century and a half...