Saturday, April 19, 2008

How Old IS John McCain?

From Jim Geraghty:

... John McCain is so old that when he was born, Obama's neighbor and donor William Ayers hadn't tried to kill anyone with a bomb yet.

When John McCain was born, Hamas hadn't yet been founded, nor praised Barack Obama.

When John McCain was born, the flag pins that Obama called "a substitute for true patriotism" had forty-eight stars. (Much like the flags at this year's Democratic convention will have, as Michigan and Florida will not be recognized.)

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When John McCain was born, Americans in small towns had only been clinging to religion and guns for about a century and a half...

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1 Comments:

At 4/20/2008 7:59 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

That was really great! A good spoof on Barak Obama's own words.

The question that should be asked - is Barak Obama too young? He sounded like a pretty big baby after the last debate. Of course, the mainstream press was moaning and groaning along with him. I wonder what he would do if he got the same treatment as President George Bush – he’d probably want to crawl back into the womb. No, no, I take that back - in Obama’s world the womb is a pretty inhospitable place.

You have a really good blog!

 

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