Thursday, August 23, 2007

President Bush Gets 20-Year-Old College Student Pregnant

Dennis Byrne writes at Human Events:
So, it has come to this: A 20-year-old Illinois college student is whining because she won’t be able to vacation in Costa Rica, because she got pregnant, because she couldn’t get birth control anymore, because it cost $20-a-month more at the university clinic, because its federal funding was cut, because President George Bush signed the Deficit Reduction Act.

Boy, doesn’t that beat all. Bush lied to us, got us into an unnecessary war and now he got a 20-year-old pregnant and denied her the entitlement of drinking mai tais on a tropical beach.

You can’t make this up. Here’s the August 13 story, from the Chicago Sun-Times...

My Comments:
It's always Bush's fault. How long before we hear stories about Bush being responsible for a college student's abortion because his policies made birth control less affordable at college health clinics?

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At 8/23/2007 1:23 PM, Anonymous BillyHW said...

OMG he's just like Adolf Hitler!

Why won't those crazy fundie right-wingers stop eating baby kittens!

At 8/23/2007 1:47 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

George Bush is so manly he can impregnate women he hasn't even met!

I'm sure my grandchildren will ask me what it was like living under an omnipotent president.

At 8/23/2007 2:26 PM, Blogger PB said...

I read somewhere that the Weekly World News is going out of business? Maybe the Chicago Sun-Times can take it's place in the supermarket checkout line?

At 8/23/2007 3:15 PM, Blogger gordon gekko said...

She can afford Costa Rica but she can't afford a $1 condom.

At 8/23/2007 6:57 PM, Blogger Christine the Soccer Mom said...

But he's already been blamed for an abortion. I don't have the link handy, but some woman blamed him that she (a married mother of two, I think) had an abortion because she couldn't get the morning after pill at her local pharmacy. Apparently, the pharmacist took advantage of not being forced to disperse medicine that he is morally opposed to, and she wound up pregnant. (Of course, we know she was already pregnant, just not implanted, and that the morning after pill would just have been a chemical abortion, but who says you have to be at all smart to be a journalist these days?)

I'll have to search for the link later and let you know where I found it.

At 8/24/2007 9:12 AM, Blogger Darwin said...

That headline should draw some traffic.

because President George Bush signed the Deficit Reduction Act.

Clearly the pen is mightier than the...

At 8/24/2007 12:18 PM, Anonymous Big Tex said...

Sounds like she forgot exactly what causes pregnancy. As a premed student, I have little hope for her future patients if she can't figure this basic concept out.


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