Tuesday, June 19, 2007

Vatican Issues "10 Commandments" for Good Motorists

Religious rules of the road:
VATICAN CITY (Reuters) - Thou shall not drive under the influence of alcohol. Thou shall respect speed limits. Thou shall not consider a car an object of personal glorification or use it as a place of sin.

The Vatican took a break from strictly theological matters on Tuesday to issue its own rules of the road, a compendium of do's and don'ts on the moral aspects of driving and motoring.

A 36-page document called "Guidelines for the Pastoral Care of the Road" contains 10 Commandments covering everything from road rage, respecting pedestrians, keeping a car in good shape and avoiding rude gestures while behind the wheel.

"Cars tend to bring out the 'primitive' side of human beings, thereby producing rather unpleasant results," the document said.

It appealed to what it called the "noble tendencies" of the human spirit, urging responsibility and self-control to prevent the "psychological regression" often associated with driving.

The document's Fifth Commandment reads: "Cars shall not be for you an expression of power and domination, and an occasion of sin".

Asked at a news conference when a car became an occasion of sin, Cardinal Renato Martino said "when a car is used as a place for sin".

One part of the document, under the section "Vanity and personal glorification", will not go down well with owners of Ferraris in motor-mad Italy.

"Cars particularly lend themselves to being used by their owners to show off, and as a means for outshining other people and arousing a feeling of envy," it said.

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Praying while driving was encouraged.


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My Comments:
Decades ago, the State of Texas began putting up road signs that said it in just 2 words: "Drive Friendly". Bad grammar aside, that pretty much sums it all up.


UPDATE
I'm assuming there was nothing in there about the "evil" of driving SUVs and/or minivans, as Reuters would most certainly have highlighted that.


UPDATE #2
The “Drivers’ Ten Commandments,” as listed by the document, are:
1. You shall not kill.

2. The road shall be for you a means of communion between people and not of mortal harm.

3. Courtesy, uprightness and prudence will help you deal with unforeseen events.

4. Be charitable and help your neighbor in need, especially victims of accidents.

5. Cars shall not be for you an expression of power and domination, and an occasion of sin.

6. Charitably convince the young and not so young not to drive when they are not in a fitting condition to do so.

7. Support the families of accident victims.

8. Bring guilty motorists and their victims together, at the appropriate time, so that they can undergo the liberating experience of forgiveness.

9. On the road, protect the more vulnerable party.

10. Feel responsible toward others.

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4 Comments:

At 6/19/2007 3:59 PM, Blogger Sir Galen of Bristol said...

I guess documents like this make good practice for novice translators, while the experienced guys work on the backlog of important documents.

 
At 6/19/2007 5:42 PM, Blogger Rick Lugari said...

11. No 'picking' while driving down the highway, other motorists may see you and want to gag...

 
At 6/19/2007 6:00 PM, Blogger Literacy-chic said...

Have you ever DRIVEN in Texas?? It ain't friendly, gotta tell ya'. What it should say is "Get the heck out of the way in Texas." :P It's just more of that fake Texas "friendliness" that they feel so darned proud of... "Howdy, Dammit!"

 
At 6/20/2007 6:52 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Someone at the Vatican has waaaay too much time on his hands.

 

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